The thing about writing a website called “The Unlost” is that people expect you to help them get unlost, as if you’ve got these wise, profound answers perpetually on the tip of your tongue. They [...]
Weird But True: The Secret to Dealing With Those Things Called “Feelings”
Apparently, we’ve all got these things called “feelings” or whatever. (Well, except for my ex. HA JUST KIDDING!) You can’t see them, and who the hell knows what they really are, but they’re there anyways. Now [...]
The Derek Zoolander Guide to Finding Yourself
On the night of my junior prom, I rode in a limo with the hottest, most popular guy at school dragged my dateless ass to the movie theater with a girlfriend. Luckily for me, that [...]
The Guaranteed Way to Get Any Guy (Or Girl)
Wanna know how to get any guy (or girl), guaranteed? Easy, you’ve just gotta be SUPER hotttttt. Or rich. Or famous or charming or blah-blah-blah. Right?? Wrong. WRONG. W R O N G ! ! [...]
Answers are Overrated
What if the answers– What if the answers are overrated? * * * I peer over my dashboard at the vast landscape in front of me. “What am I doing here?” I’ve left my job. [...]
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My name's Therese Schwenkler, and I am not really all that cool.
I like to read nerdy nonfiction books.
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