So if you do this one thing, then you’re probably the awesomest person who’s ever walked the face of this earth. If you do this one thing, you are beyond worthy of being unconditionally delighted [...]
The Weirdest Day of my Life
“Insufficient funds,” the waitress said as she handed me back the bill. “Huh?” I looked up from my delicious croissant in confusion. “But I gave you more than enough money.” “Yeah,” she said. “That meal [...]
What I Did Last Saturday Night
Last Saturday night I got dressed up and went out with Matthew Mcconaughey’s identical twin sat in bed till 3 am reading, writing and answering emails. Boring, right? The odd thing is, despite the [COMPLETELY TRUE] [...]
I’m Hiring
Hey guys, This is the most official thing I’ve said… well, ever: I’m hiring. I need HELP. Not just mental help, but project help. Last month, I released Chapter 1 of my “NOT YER MOM’S [...]
Welcome, Boise State Students!
I have the honor and the privilege this semester of writing a weekly column for The Boise State Arbiter. If you’re visiting today because you read my column this week, “Don’t Get an “F” in [...]





