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We hold these truths to be self-evident: That all women-men-people are created equal & that they are endowed by their Creator with an ability to CRUSH THE F### out of FAKE-ASS SH!T!
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Fake shit, fake shit, fake shit.
Fake.
Fake.
FAKE!!
Fake perfection.
Fake intention.
Fake holding-it-all-together
While falling apart inside.
. . .
Fake that’s in your laughter.
Fake that’s in your soul.
Fake filling the void with more fake
Fake coming up for more.
And more…
A n d m o r e . . .
. . .
Fake smiles, fake friends, fake money.
Fake breasts, fake hair, fake nails.
Fake love, fake hugs, fake ugly,
Fake anyone who cares.
. . .
. . .
Why, guys?
And how?
And when did this become normal??
Because call me FREAKING CRAZY, guys, but last time I checked, this wasn’t effing normal.
Call me REAL INSANE, but last time I checked,
Here’s what was normal:
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IMPERFECTION
Last time I checked, imperfection was normal.
Last time I checked, none of us could keep it all together all of the time (& none of us had to).
Last time I checked, guys, we were human– not mutants, not gods, just human.
Last time I checked, we were Imperfect Perfection defined.
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STRUGGLE
Last time I checked, we were all struggling through shit.
Not just one of us– not just you, not just me– all of us.
Every. Single. One.
Last time I checked, this was normal.
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[The Suckiness Diaries: How to Survive When Life Gets Shitty]
[Dealing With Crappiness? The One Thing You Must Know]
[ROFL! Totally Embarrassing Confessions That Will Crack You Up (& Make You Feel Less Alone)]
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CONNECTION
Last time I checked, it was normal to trust.
Last time I checked, it was human nature— to help and to be helped, to love and to be loved.
Last time I checked, it was as simple as this: “I need. I ask. I am held.”
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[SCIENCE CONFIRMS: All You Need is Love]
[Dearest Sweet Honey Child: Do You Know That You're Never Alone?]
[The "You" Nobody Knows: Lost, Scared, Alone Forever?]
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Last time I checked, guys, all this was enough. You were enough. YOU ARE enough.
Last time I checked, it was really that simple.
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[The Most Important Thing You'll Read All Day (AKA The Sexy Pirate Story)]
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REDEFINING “NORMAL”: The Declaration of REAL
So here’s the deal, guys: Today, this fake shit STOPS.
It stops with you, and it stops with me.
Starting today, we’re cutting the BULLSH!T & we’re living the REAL.
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[Why I'm Getting Naked for 3,737 People]
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So get out your stamps, guys, because today we’re stamping shit with NORMAL.
Normal, normal, NORMAL!
Imperfection, I give thee “The Stamp of Normal.”
Struggle, I give thee “The Stamp of Normal.”
Love and truth and trust, I give thee “The Stamp of Normal.”
Dear Reader, I give you today “The Stamp of NORMAL.”
Stamp it in your heart and in your soul and
stamp it on your freaking forehead, I don’t care, just as long as you
stamp it
Stamp it
STAMP IT!
Starting today,
REALNESS REIGNS.
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HELP ME CRUSH THE FAKE:
Let’s chuck the façade. Let’s f### the fake. We are not alone, guys. Help me spread the normalcy of REAL by sharing “The Stamp of Normal” in your own unique & beautiful way. You can write it or blog it, draw it or photograph it– you can sing it, you can film it, you can dance it or SHOUT it. How are you CRUSHING THE FAKE & DECLARING THE REAL? Leave a link or a note in the comments, tag your stuff on my Facebook page here or tweet it to me here. The Unlost: We are a community of REAL.
P.s. I’m looking for someone to help me out with some WordPress stuff. If you’re interested, check out the details here.
[Images by Katayun, Kaitlyn Kalon, Mick & Wout, the|G|™ ]
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