“I’ve got to figure it out,” I lamented to myself in between sips of my delicious vanilla bean latte. “What’s wroooong with me? Why don’t I know what I want to do with my life? [...]
Dear Cubicle, I’m Leaving You
Dear Cubicle, I never thought I’d say this, but I’m leaving you. Dude, it’s not you– it’s me. Thing is, my ♥ was never in it. I tried, but you were always asking so much– [...]
Breaking News! New Condition Reported At Colleges Across the Country
(DON’T Let This Happen to You!) We interrupt our regularly scheduled Monday programming for an important message. A new condition has been reported at colleges across the country: Charred Ass Syndrome, or CAS for short. [...]
Will Your College Edumacation Get You a Job?
Not to come off as a big deal or anything, but I’ve always liked to think I was pretty S-M-R-T. I mean, you know that super-annoying chick in junior high who, like, cried if she [...]
Why Your Networking Sucks Balls
Wanna know a secret? Your networking sucks. In fact, your networking more than sucks– it sucks freaking balls. No worries, though. Mine used to suck, too, until I discovered the secret: stop networking altogether. Thus [...]
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My name's Therese Schwenkler, and I am not really all that cool.
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