On the night of my junior prom, I rode in a limo with the hottest, most popular guy at school dragged my dateless ass to the movie theater with a girlfriend. Luckily for me, that [...]
Why I Love You Guys More Than Cake (Plus, The Unlost Turns One Year Old!)
Believe it or not, there’s at least one thing I love more than deliciously chocolatey layers of cake: You guys. I mean, until the day I left my job last week, do you know what [...]
Dear Cubicle, I’m Leaving You
Dear Cubicle, I never thought I’d say this, but I’m leaving you. Dude, it’s not you– it’s me. Thing is, my ♥ was never in it. I tried, but you were always asking so much– [...]
Breaking News! New Condition Reported At Colleges Across the Country
(DON’T Let This Happen to You!) We interrupt our regularly scheduled Monday programming for an important message. A new condition has been reported at colleges across the country: Charred Ass Syndrome, or CAS for short. [...]
Will Your College Edumacation Get You a Job?
Not to come off as a big deal or anything, but I’ve always liked to think I was pretty S-M-R-T. I mean, you know that super-annoying chick in junior high who, like, cried if she [...]
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About the Author
My name's Therese Schwenkler, and I am not really all that cool.
I like to read nerdy nonfiction books.
I have 24 2,670 followers on Twitter (most of them are spammers).
And I'm an accountant ex-accountant on a journey.
