THE DECLARATION OF REAL (& the CRUSHING of the World of Fake)

THE DECLARATION OF REAL (& the CRUSHING of the World of Fake)

_________ We hold these truths to be self-evident: That all women-men-people are created equal & that they are endowed by their Creator with an ability to CRUSH THE F### out of FAKE-ASS SH!T!  _________ Fake [...]

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PARENTAL DISCRETION ADVISED: Why You Need to Strip Before the New Year

PARENTAL DISCRETION ADVISED: Why You Need to Strip Before the New Year

YOU THERE: Before the new year begins, you need to strip naked. Yes; you must do your thang, and I’ll show you how in 3.265 seconds. BUT FIRST, you guys, a confession: As awesome as [...]

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ROFL! Totally Embarrassing Confessions That Will Crack You Up (& Make You feel Less Alone)

ROFL! Totally Embarrassing Confessions That Will Crack You Up (& Make You feel Less Alone)

Just to start the week off right, here are five things I’m totally embarrassed to admit, because, hey, why not? Five Things I am Totally Embarrassed to Admit: 1. OK, so… I wear Ed Hardy [...]

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Is This Idea Cool Or Totally Crazy?

Is This Idea Cool Or Totally Crazy?

Hey, guys. So today marks the 6 month birthday of The Unlost (woohoo!), and I’ve been thinking lately. I’ve been thinking that… well, I love you guys. Like, seriously.  I can be having the crappiest, [...]

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Why I’m Getting Naked For 3,737 People

Why I’m Getting Naked For 3,737 People

Every week, I get naked in front of thousands of people. I don’t do it by stripping off my jacket or my jeans. You won’t find any high heels or skivvies on my floor. (Sorry, [...]

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