_________ We hold these truths to be self-evident: That all women-men-people are created equal & that they are endowed by their Creator with an ability to CRUSH THE F### out of FAKE-ASS SH!T! _________ Fake [...]
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YOU THERE: Before the new year begins, you need to strip naked. Yes; you must do your thang, and I’ll show you how in 3.265 seconds. BUT FIRST, you guys, a confession: As awesome as [...]
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Hey, guys. So today marks the 6 month birthday of The Unlost (woohoo!), and I’ve been thinking lately. I’ve been thinking that… well, I love you guys. Like, seriously. I can be having the crappiest, [...]
Why I’m Getting Naked For 3,737 People
Every week, I get naked in front of thousands of people. I don’t do it by stripping off my jacket or my jeans. You won’t find any high heels or skivvies on my floor. (Sorry, [...]

