My New Internet Boyfriend

My New Internet Boyfriend

by on December 24, 2012 in Work

So today’s Christmas Eve and I should probably be writing about how “”Tis better to give than to receive” or about how “You are a gift,” but I’m not. Instead I’m writing about my new [...]

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PARENTAL DISCRETION ADVISED: Why You Need to Strip Before the New Year

PARENTAL DISCRETION ADVISED: Why You Need to Strip Before the New Year

by on December 26, 2011 in Life in General, Relationships

YOU THERE: Before the new year begins, you need to strip naked. Yes; you must do your thang, and I’ll show you how in 3.265 seconds. BUT FIRST, you guys, a confession: As awesome as [...]

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I Don’t Want You to Live a Good Life. Here’s Why.

I Don’t Want You to Live a Good Life. Here’s Why.

by on December 19, 2011 in Life in General

I don’t want you to live a good life. I don’t want you to have a good job or a good relationship. In fact, I don’t even want you to be a good person. Because [...]

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The Facebook Mistake You Don’t Know You’re Making: Guest Post for Paul Angone

The Facebook Mistake You Don’t Know You’re Making: Guest Post for Paul Angone

by on November 30, 2011 in Life in General

Nine full workweeks. During a nerdy time tracking experiment that I did last year, I found that I spent an average of 350 hours, or nine full workweeks per year, browsing Facebook. Barf. Even worse, I spent only [...]

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Wait… When Did I Become an “Adult?”

Wait… When Did I Become an “Adult?”

by on September 26, 2011 in Life in General

You know those moments when you all of the sudden realize that… well, you’re actually kind of old? Like, you’re a real grownup? I had one of those the other night. I was eating dinner [...]

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