On the night of my junior prom, I rode in a limo with the hottest, most popular guy at school dragged my dateless ass to the movie theater with a girlfriend. Luckily for me, that [...]
It’s Ridiculously Simple: How to Find Your Life’s Freaking Purpose in One Minute or Less
“HOLY F–!” I said to myself as I walked out of the meeting room. “I think I just quit my job.” A week ago, I’d had no idea I’d be doing this. Seriously– not a [...]
If You Wanna Laugh, Read This Sh**: What is the meaning of life and what is the internet?
A few months ago, something made me laugh so hard that my morning latte came spewing out through my nose. It was a moment of pure and unexpected delight in the midst of an otherwise [...]

