The Guaranteed Way to Get Any Guy (Or Girl)

The Guaranteed Way to Get Any Guy (Or Girl)

Wanna know how to get any guy (or girl), guaranteed? Easy, you’ve just gotta be SUPER hotttttt. Or rich. Or famous or charming or blah-blah-blah. Right?? Wrong. WRONG. W R O N G ! ! [...]

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The Great Valentine’s Day Hoax: Why The Love We Seek is Our Own

The Great Valentine’s Day Hoax: Why The Love We Seek is Our Own

Valentine’s Day is a hoax. But then again, so’s just about everything that our popular culture glorifies. Fame, success, the fairytale romance – the insane-balls notion that we can find anything we’re looking for anywhere out [...]

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PARENTAL DISCRETION ADVISED: Why You Need to Strip Before the New Year

PARENTAL DISCRETION ADVISED: Why You Need to Strip Before the New Year

YOU THERE: Before the new year begins, you need to strip naked. Yes; you must do your thang, and I’ll show you how in 3.265 seconds. BUT FIRST, you guys, a confession: As awesome as [...]

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The Great Cosmo Hoax: How The Pursuit of “Man-proval” Robs You of Power

The Great Cosmo Hoax: How The Pursuit of “Man-proval” Robs You of Power

From the time I was 12 years old up until— well, quite recently, there was one word that probably described my life: Boy. Crazy. Wait— that’s two words. Oh well, you know what I mean. [...]

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Dealing With Crappiness? The One Thing You Must Know

Dealing With Crappiness? The One Thing You Must Know

Four months ago, I was a sad and pathetic mess. I cried on my way to work, listening to sad, sad songs as I drove alone in my car.  I cried as I ate my [...]

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