Hey, lovely, beautiful, amazing you (yes, YOU!). Guess what? I made a Valentine just for you– click on it to see a bigger image. (Below.) And if you remember one thing this Valentine’s Day, remember this: [...]
My New Internet Boyfriend
So today’s Christmas Eve and I should probably be writing about how “”Tis better to give than to receive” or about how “You are a gift,” but I’m not. Instead I’m writing about my new [...]
How to Get Over a Breakup
The other night I got an email from a reader that went something like this: “It’s 1:45 am and I’m sitting in my room seeking some unbiased and sound advice. Soo today I found out that my [...]
Why I’m Still Single (Rewriting the Great Love Stories of Our Time)
Last week I was working away in my cubicle chilling by the pool when all of the sudden I realized, HOLY SHEET! IT’S MY ONE YEAR SINGLE-VERSARY! I promptly ran to the neighbor’s yard, picked some [...]
The Guaranteed Way to Get Any Guy (Or Girl)
Wanna know how to get any guy (or girl), guaranteed? Easy, you’ve just gotta be SUPER hotttttt. Or rich. Or famous or charming or blah-blah-blah. Right?? Wrong. WRONG. W R O N G ! ! [...]





