Wanna know how to get any guy (or girl), guaranteed? Easy, you’ve just gotta be SUPER hotttttt. Or rich. Or famous or charming or blah-blah-blah. Right?? Wrong. WRONG. W R O N G ! ! [...]
The Great Valentine’s Day Hoax: Why The Love We Seek is Our Own
Valentine’s Day is a hoax. But then again, so’s just about everything that our popular culture glorifies. Fame, success, the fairytale romance – the insane-balls notion that we can find anything we’re looking for anywhere out [...]
PARENTAL DISCRETION ADVISED: Why You Need to Strip Before the New Year
YOU THERE: Before the new year begins, you need to strip naked. Yes; you must do your thang, and I’ll show you how in 3.265 seconds. BUT FIRST, you guys, a confession: As awesome as [...]
The Great Cosmo Hoax: How The Pursuit of “Man-proval” Robs You of Power
From the time I was 12 years old up until— well, quite recently, there was one word that probably described my life: Boy. Crazy. Wait— that’s two words. Oh well, you know what I mean. [...]
Dealing With Crappiness? The One Thing You Must Know
Four months ago, I was a sad and pathetic mess. I cried on my way to work, listening to sad, sad songs as I drove alone in my car. I cried as I ate my [...]
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My name's Therese Schwenkler, and I am not really all that cool.
I like to read nerdy nonfiction books.
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