Get RED-HOT SEXY: The fashion & beauty advice you won’t find in any magazine

Get RED-HOT SEXY: The fashion & beauty advice you won’t find in any magazine

Sometimes while sifting through my piles of mail, I start LOL-ing so hard that my morning latte comes spewing out my nose. Why, you ask? Because of stuff like this:   (I mean, this is [...]

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Why I’m Still Single (Rewriting the Great Love Stories of Our Time)

Why I’m Still Single (Rewriting the Great Love Stories of Our Time)

Last week I was working away in my cubicle chilling by the pool when all of the sudden I realized, HOLY SHEET! IT’S MY ONE YEAR SINGLE-VERSARY! I promptly ran to the neighbor’s yard, picked some [...]

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The Guaranteed Way to Get Any Guy (Or Girl)

The Guaranteed Way to Get Any Guy (Or Girl)

Wanna know how to get any guy (or girl), guaranteed? Easy, you’ve just gotta be SUPER hotttttt. Or rich. Or famous or charming or blah-blah-blah. Right?? Wrong. WRONG. W R O N G ! ! [...]

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Totally Stupid Shit I learned from Disney Princesses (+ Other Awesome Sources of Wisdom)

Totally Stupid Shit I learned from Disney Princesses (+ Other Awesome Sources of Wisdom)

Have you ever tried to comb your hair with a fork… err, I mean, a dinglehopper? When I was like, 5, I used to do this all the time. You know, because Ariel did it, [...]

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The Great Cosmo Hoax: How The Pursuit of “Man-proval” Robs You of Power

The Great Cosmo Hoax: How The Pursuit of “Man-proval” Robs You of Power

From the time I was 12 years old up until— well, quite recently, there was one word that probably described my life: Boy. Crazy. Wait— that’s two words. Oh well, you know what I mean. [...]

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